I was talking the other day about how i dont go looking for drugs and then today i am in the kitchen and i see a car parked outside. Immediately i kow what is going on, they are scoring some sniff and getting it changed to rock and will want to use my kitchen. I will charge twenty pounds cash from the buyers and a third of a gramme of raw sniff which is twenty pound worth, from the sellers, when they knock on. Meanwhile i prepare the kitchen, pan on, bicarb out, pyrex jug ready, boil a kettle of hot water and prepare my spoon which i use to turn my sniff into crack. When the other party arrives they knock on together and i act sufficiently aggravated and say, "Twenty quid and point three" to which the reply is, "obviously" and five heads walk in the house.
Less than thirty minutes later i have all the crumbs to add to my point three, cash in pocket and they are gone. City are on in half an hour so is it a good day or not and another example of me not going looking for drugs. PEACE OUT EVERYBODY!
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