[New post] “Today” Declared Best Day for Fighters to Unionize for 10,976th Day

Mixed Martial Artish Staff posted: " Following a careful analysis of all publicly available data, labor experts have updated their rankings of the best time for mixed martial artists to unionize and the results extend the unmatched streak to 10,976 days for "today" as the best time, a run " Mixed Martial Artish "Today" Declared Best Day for Fighters to Unionize for 10,976th Day Mixed Martial Artish Staff Nov 30 Following a careful analysis of all publicly available data, labor experts have updated their rankings of the best time for mixed martial artists to unionize and the results extend the unmatched streak to 10,976 days for "today" as the best time, a run beginning in the days before UFC 1 when the fighters all met and learned the rules for the first time. Citing the recent purchase of Bellator by the PFL removing another player from the field, recent changes to the UFC contracts to once again remove sunsetting clauses and the full history of the sport the experts acknowledged stiff competition from "tomorrow" and "the day after tomorrow" but ultimately felt that neither had done quite enough to dethrone the longtime champion. As always the paper published with a dissenting opinion from an anonymous source which declared "the best time is never, you fucking goofs." Comment Manage your email settings or unsubscribe. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: https://mixedmartialartish.com/2023/11/30/today-declared-best-day-for-fighters-to-unionize-for-10976th-day/

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