If you're not familiar yet with the BeerLife Sports Oracle's betting system, we'll be sending you a condolence card after this past weekend.

Oracle's decade-long proven algorithm texts game day picks right to the phone of subscribers. NFL, college football, and now that hockey and basketball season are in full swing, those are well.

The Oracle's system produces unit-based bets based on the algorithm's confidence level in forecasting bets across the entirety of sports slates. Games that don't provide at least a 60% confidence level are not bet. Above 60% begins with 1.0 Unit bets and higher as the confidence level rises. Naturally, most bets run through the model that are playable are 1 Unit bets. A sprinkling of 1.5 Unit bets each week, and the occasional 2.0 Unit bets. But on rare occasions, the bells and whistles at the Oracle factory all fire off at once, and a 5.0 Unit confidence bet comes along. Imagine all the Oompah Loompas dancing like crazy.

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That 5.0 Unit alarm happened this past weekend THREE TIMES. And The Oracle hit ALL THREE BETS. And it gets even better.

On Saturday, The Oracle kicked out a super high probability bet on both the 1st Half Under and the Full-Game Under in the Army-Air Force college football game. A bet on the 2nd Half Under came up short, but it was a lower confidence algorithmic bet of 1.5 Units. Both the other Unders were issued at 5.0 Units EACH.

Net net: +8.5U on this one single game.

On Sunday, everybody chewed their damn nails off. The Oracle model kicked out a 5.0 Unit bet on the NBA Orlando Magic to beat the Utah Jazz on the moneyline at +545. For those not familiar with NBA betting, that's an immense underdog pick. And the Magic did just that; magic in a monster 4th quarter to beat the Jazz.

Net net: +27.25U on this game. (Technically, The Oracle threw in another 2.0 Unit recommend on the spread, Magic +12, providing another +2U kicker on top of that.)

Here's the point. HOW ARE YOU NOT ON THIS? DO YOU HATE MAKING MONEY???

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